1 definition by ShowerheadMcgee
Phrase used in the place of saying βShat My Pantsβ, βShit My Pantsβ, βShartedβ, and βPinched A Nuggetβ.
βHold up, I Just Caught The Turtle.β
βBenny Caught The Turtle on the tower of terror the other day.β
βIf I hear that you Caught The Turtle at scream fest Iβm going to fucking break up with you so fucking fast you wonβt know what fucking hit you!!!β
βBenny Caught The Turtle on the tower of terror the other day.β
βIf I hear that you Caught The Turtle at scream fest Iβm going to fucking break up with you so fucking fast you wonβt know what fucking hit you!!!β
by ShowerheadMcgee March 31, 2020
