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John Bushong

Biologically a male, but is flamboyantly homosexual in nature. A JB has a reputable disposition of having incredible sexual prowess, and at the same time is hindered by his genitals that have their own ideations and decide his outcomes.

One can definitely sense the presence of a JB even though he may not be visible, as he possesses an aura of indignation and volatility, making him notably unpredictable.

Historians have theorized that JBs' expire physically, yet do not die spiritually. A JB merely reincarnates into the next available host whom is suitable to withstand the immense levels of rizz in which the soul of a JB is saturated.

Never challenge a JB. The odds of survival are parallel with that of enduring a nuclear blast. Learn to make friends with a JB and you won't be disappointed. They have an innate reaction to protect and defend their allies, and will stop at nothing to staunch any threat; even if it entails genocide or ritualistic mass termination.

All JBs' have an Achilles Heel. No pun intended, but they are particularly susceptible to sprained ankles, and as such you will most often notice a JB wearing Military Issue High top boots, a feature that they attribute to attempted trendsetting if you inquire about them. This is to be kept in mind when mitigating JBs' because as aforementioned, they have the tendency to be unpredictable, and if a JB considers you as a traitor, they will proceed to hire an esteemed assassin by the name of Sylvanna to handle you.
1: guy 1 to guy 2: that dude gave my step-sis the business last night. She's 300lbs and now she has a thigh gap

Guy2: damn must've been a Jb

2: cougar librarian: I can't blame him for using the kids section as a Kleenex... after all he said he was a JB

3: Jehovah witness: I left my brochure at home do you mind if I borrow your car?
Margaret Atwood: I would say yes but you need to ask (John Bushong) first

George Orwell: I would forget about it if I were you
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John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.
Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."
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John Bomb

You’ve heard of the A-Bomb, you’ve heard of the F-bomb, but have you heard of the John bomb? A John bomb is where a navy boy screams “you best move or I’m coming over ther to pack your stack!”
The navy used the John bomb to make the Russians flee
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John Katsel

A white peace of shit who dates 100s of girls and breaks up with them once they fuck
Charles: Wow, look at John Katsel, he already has a new girlfriend
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Justine John Daza

He surely has good looks. He’s cute and outgoing. He is a person who is goal-oriented and is futuristic. He is a dreamer and passionate in achieving his goals. He strives and works hard for his family’s future and to his. He’s not perfect but that doesn’t mean he isn’t worthy. He loves God in his own way. He is a person on his own.
I’m Justine John Daza, an island but with people.
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John

That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.
your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!

Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".

"John over there lookin fire"
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John Wilkes Boothing

(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.

(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
After my split up, the first girl I slept with I gave her the John Wilkes Boothing.
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