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Good Money

The money commonly used usually when parents purchase crappy shit.
Parent: "I paid good money for that!"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"
by asphaltfries July 7, 2022
mugGet the Good Moneymug.

Good Hitler

Noun: foreplay game traditionally played by gay couples where one man places chocolate syrup on his upper lip then proceeds to eat out their partner. This continues until the mustache and “field of play” has been completely licked clean. The game concludes leaving a cleanly shaven hitler and partner.
Straight Kevin: Gay Dave, me and the wife seem to have lost our spark. What do you and Gay Kevin do on Wednesdays to spice things up?

Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!
by Gayer-Tobias February 19, 2022
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good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.
"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."
by juan phat kat September 20, 2018
mugGet the good providermug.

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024
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Good Charlotte

A term that is used when rockers fight about bands, based on the whiny emo band "Good Charlotte." It is meant to imply that the person they are talking to listens to that music and therefore has no idea about music. Shortened version of "Go back to your Good Charlotte and shut up."
Rocker 1: Hey what do you think of Tool?

Rocker 2: Ugh, they suck. So overrated.

Rocker 1: Hey, Tool is badass!

Rocker 2: Good Charlotte.

Rocker 1: Aw, damn. Good point.
by morehumanthanhuman August 26, 2009
mugGet the Good Charlottemug.

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.
by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023
mugGet the Fuck me in the ass goodmug.

good postmidnight

A greeting you might use in the postmidnight.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
mugGet the good postmidnightmug.

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