Forbidden stick

A dildo or penis; dick

I just wanna guide her on tha forbidden stick
Then our science teacher pulled up a picture of the forbidden stick on the smartboard

by BlakcNegromancer July 9, 2024

Tickle-Stick

When you're hiking and find a cool stick so you make an groove at the end of the stick and put feather reeds in the groove. The stick will then be ready to tickle with the reeds.

"Hey Jacob, check out my cool Tickle-Stick I made!"

by whalefucker01 October 11, 2024

Shorter-stick treatment

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.

Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

by SinfulOsD October 16, 2024

Sinwarś Stick

Named for Yahya Sinwar's final futile act before his death on October 16, 2024, where he attempted to throw a stick at a drone searching for combatants in the rubble of a bombed building.

Sinwar's Stick represents spending your life/considerable effort to achieve a goal, only to realize you've failed and impotent gestures are all you have left.

Dae mortgaged his home to start his dream business, but the pandemic ended that. He threw a Sinwarś Stick by asking his FB friends to buy from him, but everyone was hurting.
He had to move back in with his parents.

by Xenu Saves October 22, 2024

Meatsicle stick

The appendage used when needing to turn someone into a meatsicle.

When Berta wasn’t paying attention I turned her into a meatsicle using my meatsicle stick.

by Charlier2 November 29, 2024

honky stick

The pop up thermometer in widely available roasting turkeys that tell you when it's done.

' Is the turkey done yet?' How the hell should I know! Check the honky stick!

by Reed Fleming December 3, 2024

Inferiority stick

The penis, by far the ugliest part of the human body. Its ugliness is a stark reminder that girls are superior to boys, especially when compared to the Lovely (capital L) sight of cameltoe.

Amanda: You seriously would die to stop another man from raping me, even if you knew my life wasn't at risk? That's so sweet!

Henry: Of course, because you're my friend. And while I didn't choose to be born with an inferiority stick, I did choose to be a good friend to my female friends!

by PoisonIvyWhere December 26, 2024