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Facebook slapper 

A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.
"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"
Facebook slapper by Dabro October 25, 2012
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chode slapper 

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
chode slapper by CroissantLife July 25, 2012

slug slapping 

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.
At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.
slug slapping by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013

Subway Slapper

Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.
Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.
Subway Slapper by Iamfree November 14, 2014

slong slapper 

A person that gives a bad hand-job
That girl she as terrible. She is such a slong slapper
slong slapper by Home's March 15, 2015

Dry Slappy 

A soft tap on the ass. A friendly greeting, among peers. It should be reciprocated, or the slapee should thank the slapper graciously. If it's a hard hit, it becomes a wet slappy.
Dry Slappy by EPCROCKER May 30, 2016