slant face

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slant face

by --____-- July 15, 2013

chode face

Someone who has a fat and short head. Also, their nose may look like a little chode.

Samantha is a chode faced freak.

by GunterThePenguin April 18, 2019

On your face

When something is on your face like a foot

I wanna put my foot on your face

by Assume the position September 20, 2019

Face-sweeper

noun
1. A breast that is toggled towards and comes in contact with a face as a direct result of gravity.
2. A larger than normal breast.

"Dolly got her record deals because of her bountiful face-sweepers."

"That girl is slammin, I bet she does a good face-sweeper impression."

by M.Wohlers December 16, 2008

shit faced

to get extremely drunk and start spilling secrets unwanted

"mate you were so shit faced yesterday"

"i wasnt"
"you told a random guy at the bar that you sucked your sisters best friends tits in 4th grade"
"fuck i thought id never say that"
"whaaaa???!!"

by ~the_truth_talker~ July 25, 2017

Fuck Face

Fuck Face is Another way of saying "fuck my face" which is when someone thrusts his penis into someone's mouth v

Person 1"Hey! Fuck Face!
Person 2: *removes belt* " no biting"

by Hewo_7536 May 4, 2018

Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!

"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o

by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011