Why the Fuck Not?

When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...

Why the fuck not?

Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?

by DarthKieduss July 31, 2019

Savage as fuck

When your boyfriend uses a bicycle pump to put over 30 pounds of air in your cars tires because you are too cheap to pay for air.

Damn honey, you inflated my tires using only muscles and a bike pump, that's savage as fuck.

by Soooooze May 29, 2017

Fucking Unit

Unit is a term used for heavily overweight Italian’s. Especially ugly ones.

The Sconie is a Fucking Unit.

by Ayushmen Trividie March 7, 2019

fuck tunnel

Where hopes, dreams, and marriages go to die.

I got wasted last night and fell into a random fuck tunnel. Now my wife wants a divorce.

by Mrs. Steve Buscemi January 31, 2019

Fucking it up

(Positive conotion) The act of doing something in a dope way that impresses others.

(Negative conotion) In the present moment of doing something that’s shitty and everyone knows your taking a fat L.

(Ruins the design on a birthday cake) “Bro your fucking it up, you dumb piece of shit, fix it”

by Mr.Millennium September 20, 2018

Fucking Martians

Stupid green bastards.

www.illuminedgaming.com 6/16/04

by Somac June 18, 2004

Cunted as Fuck

A phrase to use when your day or a situation couldnt get any worse.

ie 'today was cunted as fuck', i' was cunted as fucked last nite mate'

by Emma November 18, 2004