Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.

Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

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Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!)

Gusset Granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.

My girl was sat on the sofa watching TV and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. I immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!).

by WIGTIT March 06, 2011

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Beta Fish

n. Those that'll suicide on your clean, shiny surface you cuz they think you're one of them.

"I'm a shiny-ass mirror and ya'll some beta fish."

by Jay See Lordness December 24, 2021

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Fish snitching

Adverb.
An action in which the outcome of a situation could've been disasterous but ended up being badass. Can also be used as a verb.

Verb.
Man, I almost hit that dog on the road but ended up fish snitching the neighbors kid instead!

Adverb.
Look at that douchebag chatting up those high shool girls. He's up to some fish snitchery.

by Fuhhhh7788 December 11, 2016

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Black fish

Mr. Derrick Doyle " as in Fuck It Shit Happens"

Hey buddy I hate to tell you this but I fucked your sister last night after you told me not to. But remember your the black fish so you say " Fuck it shit Happens right" no matter what Fuck up shit other people may do or not your response will always be Fuck it shit Happens cuz what's done is done just hope they had fun even if you didn't.

by Aqua squirrel January 06, 2023

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