Squirt

It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.

Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!

Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.

Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!

I made your mom squirt all over the walls!

by UnholyFartMaster August 5, 2025

Squirt gunned

The art of getting squirted on multiple times while sounding with a 9mm bullet

Me and my military gf squirt gunned last night

by Niggerslayer718 August 12, 2025

Squirtini

The Squirtini is a type of drink. As some would've guessed, it's comes from a torid sexual encounter in which the female ejaculates, also known as squirt, the fluid is then caught in a receptacle and transfered in a martini glass.

Some fancy folks add olive juice to make a Dirty squirtini, some moght also enjoy the James bond special : adding dry vermout, shaken not stir, topping it with a lemon zest.

Ben : "Yo Dave, Melissa made me try something"
Jon : "Tell me more"
Ben : "She wanted me to make her squirt, catch it in a bowl, transfer it in a martini glass"
Jon : "Ohhhh it's your first Squirtini, how amazing was it?!! I once had a Dirty Squirtini with Andrea"

by Squirtsky August 26, 2025

Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025

Squirting

Utah slang term for lying

"dont listen to charlie he always be squirting"

by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025

Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.

Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.

by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025

Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.

Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.

by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025