Trevor's Lightning

By which something is obliterated; totally destroyed beyond recognition.

Trevor's Lightning refer's to the hypothetical weather phenomenon which poses the question, "What if all the Lightning on Earth struck the same place at once?" Named after the man who posed the question, Trevor Jones. In which, the subsequent bolt, would be comparable to a Nuke.

"Your ass is gonna be Trevor's Lightning."
"Man I'm so hungry, that food is gonna be Trevor's Lightning."
"Did you see the demolition site? It's practically Trevor's Lightning."

by thewindvane June 30, 2025

With the lights off

You know how I spent a full week last month?

Hym "With the lights off. That's how. You know what I had to do with the lights off? I had to sit in the hallway and charge my
phone so that I would have enough charge to ensure that my alarm would go off because I had to WORK. Motherfucker. I had to walk to Motherfuckerin WORK. House is full of garbage. If I don't run the AC 24/7 it begins to stink. I refuse to clean my room Jordan. You know who wasn't there to turn my fucking lights back on?

Not YOU. That's not even my first time sitting in the dark for days either. You think I called my employer and said 'Hey, I would love to work this week but I just don't have the lights on at my house! So I'm just going to sit here in the hallway of my apartment and charge my phone that has both a broke charger port AND A BROKEN CHARGER... I have to jam the male end of the charger up in to the port and then wrap the cord around the phone and if I don't do it just right the phone won't charge. I'm going to have to sit there and tap my phone through the charger cable because without electricity I have nothing else to do other then re-reading comic books and playing card games against the memory of my former coworker's deck. So sorry Amy. I'm just not going to be able to do anything this week and yes you still need to pay me.' Do you think that is what I did? No. I had to do it all with the lights off. Did I get any credit for that? Did I get any praise? I know you're going to pat yourselves on the backs. Look at this. You are refusing to do something I was compelled to do by necessity."

by Hym Iam October 24, 2025

Park Anywhere Lights

"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.

Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.

Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!

Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!

Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.

Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?

Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!

Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.

Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.

Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.

by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025

pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

by bensandgren September 28, 2014

pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

by bensandgren September 28, 2014

Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"

While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.

by Harry bartole May 26, 2022

shot out of the tip of a lighting bolt

a vivid, metaphorical way to describe something happening with great speed, force, or intensity. It conjures the image of a lightning bolt—a natural phenomenon known for its sudden, powerful, and swift strike—emphasizing the speed, impact, or suddenness of the action being described. This expression is widely known to have originated from ice bath enthusiast and health guru Duncan Bernath.

It is often used to dramatize how quickly or forcefully something occurs, likening it to the speed and power of lightning.

"After this 5 minute ice bath, it feels like I just got shot out of the tip of a lightning bolt"
"Dude, I know!! Such a good, flames, feeling!"
shot out of the tip of a lighting bolt

by UCLAphenom March 17, 2024