An amazing person with a sweet personality and gorgeous eyes, but they wont accept this fact because they are a stupid brat >:(
Omg hi fish
by Funkyrat November 24, 2021
Get the Fishmug. When an individual uploads photographs to dating apps of them with cheap InkBox temp tattoos and claim they're real.
Guy 1: How long should I leave it on for?
Guy 2: IDK dude, just read the package, why do you have so many on anyways? tryna tatt-fish ;) ?
Guy 1: Yeah fammie, I like my women like I like my tattoos... Shallow and removable
Guy 2: Deep, bruh
Guy 2: IDK dude, just read the package, why do you have so many on anyways? tryna tatt-fish ;) ?
Guy 1: Yeah fammie, I like my women like I like my tattoos... Shallow and removable
Guy 2: Deep, bruh
by AladdinKun December 19, 2021
Get the Tatt-fishmug. Noun:
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
Get the Porch Fishingmug. by Joe March 22, 2004
Get the fishmug. When a guy has raw intercourse with a girl and she cums on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it
by giiimmy_HaZe November 20, 2017
Get the Fish Stickmug. Defined: When a sexual partner tries to spear a loose tampon that has entered the vagina deeper after intercourse.
Definition "Wait a minute, my tampon is missing. Time to go Urban Survival Fishing! Get down in there deep, here is a biro."
by Barkerlona May 2, 2018
Get the Urban Survival Fishingmug. by SpreadNoHate123 November 16, 2020
Get the Batty Fishmug.