snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 05, 2023

Fish Transformation

the ability to transform into a fish due to and overdose of fish oil pills

"oh dam i did a fish transformation into a fish now cus of da fish pills"

by Jarvinator07 August 30, 2022

fish muncher

Usually used against Bangladesh/Bengali's

They eat a lot of fish reasons why because they probably love giving its gils a blowjob but its also because they have a lake full of fish which makes it pretty much the only food they have they've come to like it over the years but now they can eat an whole aquarium.

Boy: Fish muncher go back into the ocean

Oi you fish muncher give me all the fish u got your tank

by ThePakiPrince March 05, 2021

Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 03, 2018

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 05, 2024

penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

by penisufo July 30, 2022

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 13, 2020