Get Woke, Go Broke

Get Woke, Go Broke is a phrase coined by the internationally bestselling author John Ringo to express the opinion that when organizations "get woke" to politically correct actions, those same actions usually result in a massive loss of income.

This is usually because the Twatter instigators calling for the company to "get woke" doesn't actually spend any money with the company.

"Hey, I heard that the 2018 GAMA convention was like totally empty"
"Yeah, man. 'Get Woke, Go Broke'"

"So I heard Yeti stopped their NRA discounts."
"Yup. Apparently they didn't realize that the majority of people who bought their shit were hunters."
"Get woke, Go broke!"Z
"Amen"

"Dude, I went by Dick's last night and the place was empty. What the hell?"
"Man, didn't you hear? They stopped selling modern sporting rifles and hired a gun control lobbyist in DC. All of their actual spending customers went elsewhere."
"Get woke, go broke?"
"Oh hell yeah. So much that the board got called out in a shareholder's meeting!"

Get Woke, Go Broke by Skua September June 17, 2018

klount broon 

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.

"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"

klount broon by P'tainz February 6, 2014

Colby Brock 

Colby Brock is the hottest person you will ever see, not only does he look perfect but his personality is too. He is kind and loves everyone equally

Friend 1 he is the hottest and nicest person ever

Friend 2: are you talking about Colby Brock

Colby Brock by FlawlessBrock August 1, 2018

Brozilla

The modern man, leveled up in all areas of his life.

When an unstoppable monster meets your favorite bro, a brozilla is formed.

I want to be like Conor McGregor. He's a damn brozilla.

Brozilla by HairSoap June 25, 2017

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

mud brothers 

" Mud brothers are like people who grow up with each other without coming from the same peers , though reality and struggle and pain , happiness and joy it could be more then one but its a family outside your house whole"

" NAH WE AINT BLOOD BROTHERS WE MUD BROTHERS'

mud brothers by jehahn January 31, 2017

brookphilian 

People that are poor, rude, and ignorance white trash but can also be any other race as well. 99.5% of kids that grow up there amount to nothing, failing High school and working a minimum wage job the rest of their life.

Barack: I was drivng thru brookfield and a damn brookphilian cut me off and tried steal my car while I was still in it

brookphilian by Sexy1ngton January 9, 2013