Loki the trickster god 

If god didnt want us to enjoy him, he wouldn't of giving us that ass.

Growing up is where you stop being afraid of villains and start wanting to have sex with them.*cough cough* Loki the trickster god*cough*

Loki the trickster god by Moosedog March 9, 2019

Walker the Texas Ranger 

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

Walker the Texas Ranger by BigDSwingin970 March 30, 2019

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

stretching the truth by QuacksO April 16, 2019

touch the table 

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.

Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!

touch the table by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019

Jack the Tipper 

Noun: A guy who leaves a dollar per person on the table, no matter the amount of the bill.

After providing three hours of exceptional service, Shep was horrified to learn that Jack the Tipper was the host of that night’s party of twelve.

Jack the Tipper by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

save the turkeys. LALA 

A big fat round butt

John: save the turkeys. LALA! (Which means: That girl has a fine booty over there

save the turkeys. LALA by THE REAL TURKEY AFGGGGGG September 25, 2019

Sora The Troll 

Nerd.

That guy in the library is being Sora The Troll.

Sora The Troll by TriShot October 18, 2019