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hangover job 

A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.
Screw being a yuppie, i’ll just live with my parents and take this hangover job instead.
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Skyrim job 

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".
Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.
Skyrim job by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020

Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.
Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."
Fanfic-job by Star_Cute May 24, 2020
Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.
I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.
Hood job by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020

clam job 

My baby just got a sugar Brazilian wax. She’s going to be getting. Lot of clam jobs
clam job by Flyboy97222 June 8, 2020

Pearl Job 

A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.
I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...
Pearl Job by D. Uorts June 21, 2020