crincly tits

wrinkly old boobs

damn you got some crincly tits

by masterhorse August 24, 2017

Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020

Soggy tits

Slang term describing a state in which "tits" (breasts) are soggy.

"Damn she got some soggy tits!"

by David tikertefenhof August 31, 2021

chilly tits

chad. a moderation of a last name. real last name: chelebian

hey what's up chilly tits?

by SallyShit6969 October 14, 2015

candle tits

Concave tits with a nipple akin to a candle wick.

Them candle tits are so hot, imma light them.

by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024

Phat Tit

Unfortunately, phat tit is an uncommon tick for someone who has tourettes. Often said loudly in a quiet space.

*Normal conversation*
"Yeah, so I got super cross faded last n- PHAT TIT- sorry about that...anyway"

by pickled.pp November 3, 2019

That's a lot of tits!

Phrase you say when something is super amazing.

Aliesha: How's that ramen?
Kevin: oh, that's a lot of tits!

by EchoPyhber November 6, 2018