The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.

by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009

Rock The Park

Doing great things in a ski park.
Tricks and such.

Dude, you Rocked the park with that Misty!

Way to rock the park with that trick.

by myNameIs Freaking Emy February 27, 2009

Opportunity Trailer Park

An obvious Oxymoron.

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

jellystone national park

the place where ghosts such as brodie Lohnstone live . its a place where people arent seen for months and they based a tv show out there called the forgotten ghost

brodie Lohnstone you ghost where do you live ? oh just out in jellystone national park

by duffsing August 4, 2011

Garden City Park

New Hyde Park Ghetto
Consists of God's Chosen People, the rest of New Hyde Park wishes they were as cool as GCP

bryan: yo where are you from?
alex: Garden City Park
bryan: oh shit, the new hyde park ghetto.

by xoxoxkkkxoxox January 26, 2012

Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.

"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."

by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013