zoomversation

Almost like talking to someone face to face, but without pants!

Steffen's got just 14 more zoomversations before the work day ends... can he survive?!

by ArrArr! February 19, 2021

Zoomready

When you feel you look presentable enough for a Zoom video call.

I'd like to go on camera, but a got a late start today and I am just not Zoomready.

by Metaphoru March 3, 2021

zoomed

fatigued, exhausted

After a full day of staring at a computer screen, I was so zoomed. I couldn't keep my eyelids open.

I used to have so much energy, but ever since we went into quarantine lockdown, I just feel zoomed all the time.

by gatsbygirl506 March 7, 2021

zoomitin

When someone logs into a Zoom meeting and turns off their video and does anything other than pay attention to the zoom meeting.

Uhhh... was Joe in class today or did he zoomitin again?

You have a budget meeting on Friday at 3:30? Forget that, zoomitin!

by Danteeeeeeeeee March 9, 2021

ZOOMerang

Being sent to learn online at home, then going back to school, then being told to go back and study online from home...

The Board of Education was Zoomeranging the students, because the Teachers' Union didn't want to be in the schools, but the parents didn't want their kids at home.

by Dani I6 March 11, 2021

Zoomer

1) Someone who uses the video conference app "Zoom"
2) A portmanteau of "Gen Z" and "boomer". An equivalent derogatory term applied to Gen Z adolescents.

1) Everyone is a zoomer in the COVID pandemic era
2) Look at that zoomer over there filming themselves for tiktok. Disgusting.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021

zoomitis

The brain numb you get after too many Zoom conferences at work.

Lauren: My head feels like it is packed in styrofoam, my ears are ringing, my eyes feel like sandpaper and I cannot remember a thing. Who am I and what did I do wrong?
Mychal: Oh, don't worry, you just have zoomitis from all those Zoom conferences, webinars, presentations...It will go away in time for another round of nonproductivity tomorrow.

by The Tankboy April 14, 2021