pedophile

usually a man who stalks his victims and often stares and makes weird comments to them. he also sometimes fantasizes about them and finds out where they live.

Katie: Greg followed me home the other day. I don't want him to know where I live.
*Next Day*
Greg: Hey Katie I passed by you on my way to.... following you home? I'm a pedophile... uhhh BYE!

by missmissy1994 December 18, 2012

Zoophile

Most furries (weird af) don't be a furry its gross

Guy #1: Sup animal thing

Furry: I'm a furry

Guy #1: u mean zoophile

by Hank J Wimbleton December 27, 2021

Pedophile

R Kelly

R Kelly is your daily pedophile

by yagurlterrionna January 9, 2019

Pedophile

lauren bianca verizony

lauren is a pedophile because she raped a 7 year old

by noniggaiskshdh February 21, 2020

Pedophile Whistleblower

Anyone who flames and spams about how Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

Pedophile Whistleblower: Jeffery Epstein was murdered by a group of vigilantes protecting children and minors from being sexually exploited. GASP. I could be next@!!!!!

by bogosuperelf October 27, 2020

Zoophile

All started off with a "Sappho" teen who got arrested for doing this shit...who tf is attracted to animals and fucks them? Pshycos do.

person 1: im a zoophile
person 2: BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE THAT BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING MARSHMELLO OFF OF BIG HERO 6 GOING BALALALALALALALALALALA WITH THAT BIG MOUTH ASS YOU DUMBASS.

by Drem_estic February 15, 2022

Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

The phrase you use when running like fuck from something IE. The Police and/or A pedophile.

It can also be used when running away from your friend whilst playing the 'YELLOW CAR' Game because your ginger friend can't play it properly, KG.

*Drunk man walks into alley*

LC: Can we walk a little faster now?
AS: Yeah..
JS: PEDO IN THE ALLEY
JS: Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

by Jake-S. May 17, 2011