fight me with your face

When Devin threatens to fight you with his face.

I want you to fight me with your face.

by Valatree February 21, 2018

your face

the ultimate comeback that will make your opponents tremble from pure roastifacaion. your face can be used for any roast that comes your way, for example.....

mom: clean your room.

me: your face should clean my room.

friend: I will clap you in Minecraft skywars.

me: your face will clap you at skywars.

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yes October 15, 2020

doing you to your face

a form of mirroring that helps you see yourself from a different perspective, that is what you look like to other people, this is what you sound like to other people

"Celebrities get on a stage and then they start doing you to your face."
"Yeah, and they pay them to do that to their face."
"Does it suck or is it helpful?"
"I don't know."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.

Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."

by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

Blocked to your face

Means to punch someone in the face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020