jew work

to sell a friend something that you got for free for a set amount of money; lets say 30 dollars, then when the buyer pays the seller 40 dollars, a week later claim that only 20 dollars was paid and then demand he pay an extra 10 dollars totaling 50 dollars

j-dawg-here u go c-dawg an extra 10 cuz it took me so long.
C-dawg- ahhhhh...thanks ahhh
a month later...
c-dawg-ehhhh j-dawg u still owe me ten dollars
j-dawg-fine your so fuckn stingy almost a jew work(er)

by bear cat August 19, 2007

piece of work

Unaware of one's foolishness. Originates from "What a Piece of Work is Man" monologue from Hamlet. More precisely an ironic reflection of how little most men achieve despite being endowed with relatively enormous powers to act and reason. Generally used as a sarcastic "compliment."

My boss can't operate the photocopier without the assistance of half the admin staff. He's a real piece of work!

by werdnurd June 2, 2009

workholic

A person who is addicted to his job/work more then his pals and family.

"He is so workholic, that he never wanna leave the office"

by doonites August 28, 2007

work related nasal challenge

When a co-worker or an office smells terrible, they are a "work related nasal challenge."

Guy#1:Stephanie looks hot this morning.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.

by Crate Obscure September 12, 2005

E-work

"Electronic" work. A modern replacement term for "paperwork", given that most documents are now electronic.

"What are you doing today?"
"Catching up on my e-work (sigh)"

by cferret April 28, 2006

Light-work

The term lightwork means easy to handle and can take care of with ease!

Me:Aye Battle our girls are light-work we got this in the bag *daps him up*
Battle: Dang right Bro. You already know.

by ItsYrBoii December 6, 2018

Work

A never ending cycle of paying someone else to do something they them selfs are not willing to do.
OR!
Just that thing you do stay alive, and that little money you saved you spend for someone else to do something your not willing to do.

After Taxes and filling up your tank of gas, you realize you just worked 3 hours just to be able to afford go and get back from work

by GothicMooCow May 26, 2008