Piss-weasel

a piss-weasel is a really minging girl.

she was an absolute piss-weasel

by master B November 20, 2003

Weasel

A euphemism for the penis, particularly if the owner is keen on sneaking it into restricted or difficult-to-access places. It is generally hoped by the owner that the weasel will be attended to by a weasel-teaser

Dave: Dude, did you see the awesome chick Tim hooked up with last night?

Boris: Yeah man, that guy knows how to work his weasel!

by The Noceros February 19, 2010

Weasel Shag

1. Getting cosy whilst nobody's about

2. Naughty sex

1: The kids are all watching tv love... fancy a weasel shag?

2: He got caught having a weasel shag with his secretary

by canarynightlife December 28, 2007

weasel treats

The beautiful act of placing small candy such as milk duds into your asshole. You then have that special someone tongue them out of your rectum.

Oh gurl I'm a hankerin' for some weasel treats. Get Get Get it girl!

by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010

Weasel piss

Slang for penetrating oil

Spray rusted bolts with weasel piss

by anonymous June 23, 2022

chat weasel

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.

Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

by Chiquitabanana January 16, 2008

Flopping Weasel

When one take his own balls in his own hand, lifts them in the air, finds a near by target to then drop or "flop" his own balls on a body part of the target.

Yo dude check this shit out, bout to give my dog a flopping weasel on her face. flopping balls silly weasel

by Garbry Boys July 25, 2012