Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself

Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel

Grease weasel by aonerockz September 18, 2018

Sleepy weasel 

The act of pretending to be drunk/sleepy in order to put your face in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

Those girls were being some sleepy weasels last night.

Sleepy weasel by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

Horny Weasel 

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut

Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit

Horny Weasel by ChaosMates June 20, 2022

julia is a weasel 

julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel

JIAW means Julia is a Weasel

julia is a weasel by juliarrrrrr February 16, 2019

Piss weasel 

a Piss Weasel is a really annoying dick

As in Paul was a right piss weasel

Piss weasel by Stuart Sargent June 21, 2006

Douch Weasel 

some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.

Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!

Douch Weasel by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 3, 2009

shit-weasel 

In the corporate world, a shit weasel is a person of similar or higher rank who'll stab you in the back, deny he did it, and blame you for the stabbing. The shit-weasel will deflect blame off of himself/herself in order to maintain his/her reputation at all cost.

That shit-weasel just blamed me for the failure of his own system and convinced the SVP it was my responsibility to begin with. Now I'm in hot water and he's getting his bonus.

shit-weasel by ronmag November 27, 2011