by MrW January 18, 2005
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Every 14 year old girl's first vibrator.
A vibrating face washing device produced by Neutrogena, in which is very easy to explain to a young girl's mother as to why it should be purchased.
A vibrating face washing device produced by Neutrogena, in which is very easy to explain to a young girl's mother as to why it should be purchased.
"Mommy, can I get this?"
"What is it, Sarah?"
"The Neutrogena Wave!"
"Okay."
--some time later--
*fap fap fap*
"What is it, Sarah?"
"The Neutrogena Wave!"
"Okay."
--some time later--
*fap fap fap*
by ediex October 26, 2013
Get the neutrogena wave mug.Noun, plural: Women who are only ever seen in their chelsea tractors.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
Get the four wheeled wives mug.Westford Wives are Westford's answer to the Stepford Wife. Awash in white-middle-class guilt, you can spot them by the designer handbags, jeans worn with stilettos, expertly colored/coiffed hair, perfectly matching mani/pedi, and Dunkin's coffee in-hand.
Their natural habitat is the spa/salon and PTO meetings, but they are most often found driving around in their Lexii or designer minivans, incubating their perfect Gattaca-esque offspring at the local soccer or baseball field.
Westford Wives live to set up playdates for Junior, but only with other "socially acceptable" parents who will invite them to (or join them at) the right parties, dinners, and book discussion groups where their favorite pastime is gossiping venomously about non-Westford Wives.
These creatures regularly emit complaints about their husbands' six-figure salaries not being enough while simultaneously whining about them not being home more to help out around their 2,500 sq. ft. Plywood Palace.
They are the quintessential "circle queens".
Their natural habitat is the spa/salon and PTO meetings, but they are most often found driving around in their Lexii or designer minivans, incubating their perfect Gattaca-esque offspring at the local soccer or baseball field.
Westford Wives live to set up playdates for Junior, but only with other "socially acceptable" parents who will invite them to (or join them at) the right parties, dinners, and book discussion groups where their favorite pastime is gossiping venomously about non-Westford Wives.
These creatures regularly emit complaints about their husbands' six-figure salaries not being enough while simultaneously whining about them not being home more to help out around their 2,500 sq. ft. Plywood Palace.
They are the quintessential "circle queens".
Dr. House: Spoken like a true circle queen. See, skinny, socially privileged white people (Westford Wives) get to draw this neat little circle. And everyone inside the circle is "normal". Anyone outside the circle needs to be beaten, broken and reset so that they can be brought into the circle. Failing that, they should be institutionalized. Or even worse - Pitied.
("House M.D.", Lines in the Sand, 2006)
("House M.D.", Lines in the Sand, 2006)
by godchild March 11, 2010
Get the Westford Wives mug.At a bar, tell your friend you want to do a "tidal wave shot" with them. Order two shots of "something blue" and a glass of water. The second after you both take the shots, throw the water in your friend's face, slap them and yell "TIDAL WAVE!!!"
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