Veneer Criminal

Veneer Criminal: A modern twist on the classic career criminal, the veneer criminal is often a high-level UK drug dealer known for dental veneers, or 'turkey teeth.' They flaunt a flashy lifestyle, with designer brands like Gucci, Rolex watches, and flashy cars. Their partners are often bright orange from tanning, have bold gaffer tape eyebrows, and have had bad cosmetic enhancements like boob jobs and duck lips. They love to flex their wealth on social media, despite having no legitimate income, making them an easy target for the police. In fact, the police don’t even need to leave the station; they can simply browse social media and catch them flaunting their wealth. They spend most of their time vacationing in Dubai and decades in UK prison.

Lee: Frank, guess who I bumped into the other day? Tommy from school bruv!

Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?

Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.

Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.

Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 28, 2025

Venezuela

Yeah? What language do they speak there?

Hym "What language do they speak in Venezuela? Spanish? Portuguese? How complex are those? I think Spanish is less and Portuguese is more... Well I know that Spanish is less complicated than English... So is Portuguese more complicated."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

Veneers Pulled Under Your Ears

Veneers Pulled Under Your Ears:
A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.

Lee: Frank, have you seen Lewis's teeth? They’re well white, well nice! Bruv.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 22, 2025

Venezuelan Bomb

When you are muling narcotics and the bag busts resulting in a temporary lose of sanity, in which you give yourself a bad spray tan and start mimicking Trump while going high speed on a cigar boat until spontaneous human combustion.

Did you hear that Johnny got hit with a Venezuelan bomb last week?

by Cream'n Demon December 25, 2025

Venezuela

place. Former pristine tropical paradise discovered and turned into an idyllic Eden by land-hungry wandering tribes after the last ice age, then turned into a horrible slave state by gold-hungry europeans, turned into a corrupt failing state by power-hungry marxists, and recently acquired so as to be turned into the 51st state by oil-hungry despots. Also a source of copra, robust copra miners, chicle, edentulous chicle chewers, mediocre center backs, middling relief pitchers and patulous cloacae. Venezuela, ranked a dismal 147th by the IIHF and a solid 12th by Amnesty International before their forced takeover, after a brief war incongruously began by a nation led by a recent Peace Prize recipient, is proudly confident that their return to enslavement will be rewarded by higher rankings from both organizations.

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I’ve been up all night working on it and a 51st star for Venezuela won’t fit evenly on Old Glory. I can do 52 easily though. So do we steal Canada’s water while rescuing the servile drones from their communist leaders or do we save those whale-gobbling Greenlanders from a manufactured walrus invasion?

Greenland sir. You and Elon could make billions manufacturing us some very life-like walruses.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2026

Venezualian Fairy Dust

The Venezualian Liner is when a person sniffs cocaine off a woman's clit during intercourse, while bumping specifically Chief Keef's Love Sosa and Don't Like. Which subsequently, the woman queefs, and blows the cocaine on the persons face.

"Me and my lesbian girlfriend did the Venezualian Fairy Dust last night."

by th3venezuluanfairy January 14, 2026

Venemanja

1. Old but perceived as new due to a re release.

2. "Come eat" in Italian

Kids don't know hating your government is venemanja.

by RayRay1371 January 15, 2026