Uncle Joe

Josef Stalin

Kind uncle joe will help us fight the german!

by Terran-Ghost November 18, 2003

uncle leroy

All you need is two people and a victim. The first person holds the victim down and puts their feet up, then the second person comes in and punches the victim square in the butthole. It hurts like hell. Preferably done to the 5th grader who lives across the street that tells on you all the time. One day he'll learn.

Dude we held down jimmy last night and gave him an Uncle Leroy and he cried like a bitch.

Shut up or you're getting a straight shot to your pooper...uncle leroy style!

I tried giving my wife the Uncle Leroy last night for not washing the dishes.

by iAmAwesome23 May 19, 2009

Uncle Dude

A guy that tells his wife/girlfriend about the exploits of his friends, thus getting his friends in trouble with their wives/girlfriends. Usually done preemptively to try to maintain innocence.

Jerry is such an uncle dude, he told his wife we went to a massage parlor and she told my wife.

by Owwwmyballs September 1, 2009

Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011

Uncle Editor

Uncle Editor is Sophie Fergis Uncle" Adam Trimmer "when he Re-mix's the Into on her Vlogs.

re mix the Intro Uncle Editor!

by thehouse123 February 9, 2021

unchling

A vile, horrendous little creature or genital that is a menace to society at large.

I tried to dispose of that awful animal but like a bad rash, the unchling came back.

by Unchling January 20, 2022

uncle nasty

TommyInnits creppy ass doll that a lady gave him on the beach and wilbur soot / charlie slimecicle tried to exorcise

"Uncle nasty is NOT haunted wilbur"

by Yep .... just leah .... April 19, 2022