Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.

Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)

by KitTurd June 19, 2023

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jab the turtle

The best rapper on the planet as of now

I love jab the turtle

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Turtle in the Pool

A floating Turd

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning

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turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.

“Lee is a complete turtle cretin”

by wee joby August 10, 2009

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Treason Turtle

Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.

by Big Grinder June 28, 2019

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