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Hitting the Appalachian Trail 

As unintentionally coined by South Carolina Govenor Mark Sanford, who in June 2009 disappeared for a few days to Argentina to visit his mistress, while his staff was left with the task of covering up his affair by alleging the Govenor was taking time off to hike the Appalachian Trail.

"Hitting the Appalachian Trail" is a phrase that can be used to describe a politician having an affair. Much like, "Sorry, honey, I was working late at the office." This phrase may achieve the popularity of other politico lingo, such as using the suffix "-gate" when discussing a political scandal.
"Despite the fact that former President Clinton hit the Appalachian Trail a few times during his presidency, many still remember him as a successful president."

"Many Democratic lawmakers are disappointed that numerous Republicans have been caught hitting the Appalachian trail in the past few years, yet still insist upon being the party of morality and conservatism."
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Oregon Trail

To journey over dangerous or rough terrain weighed down by provisions
We live across the street from the supermarket, so instead of driving, my roommate and I usually Oregon Trail our shopping cart full of groceries back to our apartment, dodging rush-hour traffic.
Oregon Trail by emrysaki January 13, 2009

Doobie Trail 

Path of enlightenment taken when you need to break away from your place of employment. Provides the same zeal a smoker gets on smoke breaks, except with much less nicotine. Most conversations on the trail involve talking about who you're gonna DO (with the shocker;-), or what you want to BE when you grow up. Upon return, you must keep an eye out for the Doornatzi, who thinks the doobie trail has something to do with 420, but he's simply a fucktard. Form of a baggot, all about flossin the lux corporate life and clockin da clams!
Person1:Ready to hit the Doobie Trail?
Person2:yep
Person3:fo shizzle my bizzle, drizzle fizzle

bum trail 

An unofficial path carved by bums making their way to their favorite sleeping/drinking places such as underneath the freeway bridge
We took a wrong turn onto a bum trail and found a nice collection of empty beer bottles and human faeces
bum trail by Andy999 December 12, 2008

comment trail 

a bunch of comments posted on a picture or status, usually in the form of a conversation and often found on social networking sites such as facebook or myspace
Did you see that hilarious comment trail Julie and Lisa left on Sarah's status about the whales??
comment trail by teslaa! August 10, 2009

Tail Trail 

The sweat residue on the back of a toilet seat after someone has been doing work.
"George totally left behind a Tail Trail"
Tail Trail by YellowFeverAisle22 August 16, 2009

hoe trail 

The remnants after a girl stays the night at a guys house. (most commonly for a one night stand) Usually a trail of clothes and accessories starting at the door and ending next to the bed.
guy 1: "Hey, did you have a good time with that girl you brought home last night?"

guy2: "Yeah, till i woke up this morning and saw her hoe trail all over the house."
hoe trail by bsneeze August 5, 2010