COUCH TOMATO

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.

Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?

by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

Tomato

A person who becomes red instead of brown when they get tanned. This applies to anyone, but is usually used to refer to white men.

Mexican: look at that tomato cop
Black dude: racist tomato only arresting Mexicans and my niggas

by Saggy fat fuck June 13, 2016

tomatoe

Pronounced: 'to-mah-tow'

A fruit that can vary in color: red, orange, yellow, even green- but not blue.

"Wow, that tah-muh-tow looks delicious!"
"Too the tomatoe isn't blue..."

by tah-muh-tow December 14, 2016

Tomato🍅

A word used To describe a feeling of love that cannot be described

I love you Alia with all my tomato🍅

by The best bud June 15, 2017

tomato tits

Tits that squirt out tomato juice instead of milk.

"neenah, can you buy me some tomato juice?"
"no need sweet cheeks, i can just squirt you some, outta my big, red, circle, tomato tits(:''

by chesterabagail April 9, 2010

tomato bread

A derogatory term for a pizza

"Mofo I ordered a kebab pizza and all I got was tomato bread and dog meat!"

"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."

by cass February 3, 2005

Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

by historymanj July 31, 2011