tese twister

a female who tends to grab males by the testicles in fights

don't get into a fight with her she's a tese twister

by ii October 20, 2003

Tinsellitis

A minor affliction of the skin caused by decorating Christmas trees.(noun)

The tree looked wonderful but Carol had a bad case of Tinsellitis.

by Gwazel July 1, 2014

wins losses ties

a.k.a. "ratio"

The ratio used to describe how many women a gentleman has poked in the butt, cooch, and both, respectively.

Pat: Damn, dude. Your ratio is beginning to dwindle because you keep fucking these chicks straight up. What's your wins losses ties at now?

Brendan: 1:3:4

Pat: Now we've gotta hire three chicks before your wedding for anal only just to get you back up to an even level!

by jose punk January 17, 2008

Dita Von Teese

uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA

'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''

by phantom stranger October 23, 2004

Tiesha

its a verb-it means to murder a elephant in the face. or to tie ur shoes to a cavemans ears.

"did you see me tiesha at the party the other night"?

by phill McCrack February 4, 2009

dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

by Darling April 19, 2004

water these plants

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business

I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"

by lcossiving February 24, 2009