when u shove a wooden spoon up a girls ass when ur hittin it from the back and then u go and make brownies with it right after
by turd burgeler April 07, 2008
by eric klotz December 24, 2003
When one rubs menstrual blood all over the female/males back then ejaculates on the menstrual blood to simulate cheese. Then one takes small round thin turds for pepperoni. Then when your greasy Italian has been made you smack your penis on your partners back until it all lays flat. Then lick the greasy Italian and enjoy!
by scaryblackman January 15, 2015
When a person cuts his very dirty pubes off and stuffs them into a girls butthole where they are eaten out.
by Radnetofan23 May 25, 2009
When fat diabetic ork-like porn stars shoot a porno where they shove a bunch of fast food pizza in their vaginas as a lubricant and then fuck while eating a bunch more disgusting food they lubricated their asses with, which they'll also eat out later in the film.
by zombie vagina July 22, 2018
when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.
this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like
this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like
by Randy December 02, 2004
by dimelis_16 May 10, 2007