Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.
Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022
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farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
by jevanyn April 26, 2011
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Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
by Dicto long May 15, 2018
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spud farmer

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer
by spud farmer September 02, 2021
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Morgan Farmer

Truly the best! She is humble and always says otherwise but deep down she knows it's true. She is truly the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
by Joseph.1234 December 04, 2022
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kill farmer

One who plays a kill-objective based game that, instead of fighting enemies, waits while others weaken them before rushing in and claiming the kill prize with no effort.
OMG! I was just about to kill that level 1000 dragon and rankup but a kill farmer came in at the last second and got it!
by tpnoll November 25, 2015
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face farmer

Some that keeps continuiously picking at a sore on there face
Quite face farmering before it gets infected
by Fun size me May 15, 2019
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