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Sue Farmer

Sue is a wonderful mother and friend who always puts others before herself. She is extremely friendly and outgoing, always ready to help someone in need and make a friend or two along the way. She is a walking example of how to have fun and enjoy the small things in life.

She is well traveled and is constantly growing and improving.

She always finds the good in others. She loves plants and animals and is kind to all walks of life.

Sue is extremely artistic, she has hopes to put paintings in temples and bring joy and peace to anyone that is luckily enough to see them.

Sue is very athletic, wether it’s body building, surfing or parkour; she is game.

If you have a Sue in your life you are extremely lucky. Let her know how special she is and how much you love her!!!
You wish you were are cool as Sue Farmer
by Roseguts February 15, 2023
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Freshmen Farmer

A Freshmen Farmer is a student in a higher grade then a freshmen who takes a liking to freshmen girls or boys. Freshmen Farmers only try to date students who are younger then them. These kids are usually considered weirdos due to the fact that they can't pull women in their age group/grade.
"Did you see ____ trying to pull that freshman girl named _____ ?" .... "Yeah, he's such a Freshmen Farmer."
by Xaiteo September 29, 2020
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Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
by Dicto long June 6, 2018
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spud farmer

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer
by spud farmer September 2, 2021
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farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.
Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023
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The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.
I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!
by Yetiarms April 13, 2022
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Buckwheat farmer

A description or derogatory for someone easy going, unskilled or useless.

It originates from the fact that Buckwheat is a crop that is extremely easy to grow in most climates and in even the poorest soil, hence requiring less skill from the farmer than more demanding crops.
Further Buckwheat is often used to condition soil for other crops, so the farmer really should be able to grow other primary crops in the conditioned soil, given that the farmer is active and skilled.
An alternate origin could be the black character in "The Little Rascals" series named Buckwheat who became synonymous with the picaninny character, attributing the characteristics of black/picaninny stereotype mixed with the word farmer to suggest that someone works with the skill and efforts of a picaninny stereotype.
"Go out and fix it you buckweat farmer"

"Don't let him do the job he is a buckwheat farmer"
by Sohave December 30, 2018
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