Ex Inferis

by Event Horizon September 10, 2003
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Ex wife

Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.
by Grant Rampus July 06, 2016
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ex girlfriend

see above
by shaneaisbett July 02, 2004
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Ex-Girlfriend

A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.
It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!
by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 03, 2018
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ex-wife

She still misses you, but her aim is getting better
"My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!"
by Grunkle Stan February 19, 2016
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ex-friend

A person that your no longer friends with.
1:I used to be good friends with Niko,but we are ex-friends now because he was talking bad about me,and he said that I suck.
2:Lorenzo was a very good friend of mine until we became ex-friends because he doesn't talk to me when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
by LL6000 May 02, 2016
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ex-con

1. Worker on an oil rig or fishing boat
2. That overly positive/religious guy who works in an adolescent psych ward/rehab center who is covered in tattoos and absolutely jacked
Jonny the ex-con gave me his number when I got discharged and said he’d help me in weightlifting
by EmailMeTheCounselingChit May 23, 2022
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