Crap whistle

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.
by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017
Get the Crap whistle mug.

Crap the whip

When you poo your pants in a friend's car.
"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"
by lonestardic October 13, 2021
Get the Crap the whip mug.

Crap-tume

When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
by Legit(insert name here) November 01, 2017
Get the Crap-tume mug.

holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
by Zak April 29, 2003
Get the holy crap mug.

Hoh crap!

An exclamation of surprise.

Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"
Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 13, 2009
Get the Hoh crap! mug.

quick crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.
I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.
by Adam (______) The Person December 30, 2008
Get the quick crap mug.

absolute crap

Just like crap, but much worse.
Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.
by pencilfencil July 28, 2013
Get the absolute crap mug.