pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.

by GTrain88 April 24, 2015

pinned to the mat

The lethargic almost comatose-like state you are in after ingesting too much Klonopin (prescription tranquilizer). The word pinned obviously derived from KlonoPIN.

Darren took one look at me and he could tell that I was totally PINNED TO THE MAT.

by Barbiegirl007 May 30, 2006

Pinky and the Flame

When a girl is using her pink vibrator soo much that it overheats and catches fire inside her pussy.

"Hey May, your pussy smells like a bonfire. You must have experienced pinky and the flame."

by Beaver Hill 528 December 29, 2007

Pineapple Under The Sea

A place where a Yellow sponge lives inside a Pineapple under the Sea which neighbors live in a Tiki head and a Rock.

"Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?" SPONGEBOB MOTHER FUCKING SQUAREPANTS.

by Kylotastic October 27, 2017

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

by jake4d April 27, 2010

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

P in the Va-G

Term used in the popular movie "Superbad (2007)." Shorter term meaning "penis in the vagina."

Man what did you do last night?

P in the Va-G ;)

by Kevstaaaa May 29, 2008