Jonas Brothers

Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.

Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"

by ozfox July 21, 2010

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undercover brother

A person who should have been black, but is born in the wrong skin color.

That kid's just an undercover brother.

by jason kidd777 March 27, 2010

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Brother issues

When you're brother is so toxic that he claimed you're going to go to hell for being a female and not worshipping men.

I've got brother issues and its causing me severe anxiety.

by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020

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snow brothers

Men who have had sex with the same woman at different times...

John and I are snow brothers because we've both had sex with Sally at different times in her life...

by Shane710 January 11, 2021

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Brother-Zoning

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.

Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018

by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018

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