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by crinklehumphrey January 20, 2024
by Sethnelsonnc September 22, 2020
When you need to shit so bad you scream, but nothing comes out and you're left constipated and alone.
by JJJasuid November 30, 2017
The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.
-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."
-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."
-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."
by rud0lph December 20, 2013
Stochastic Terrorism
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild!" and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 15, 2024
The act of mismatching of clothing (either deliberately or due to ignorance of very fundamental and general rules of fashion)
by Sir. B April 11, 2021
The use of various cyber related techniques to trigger, threaten, silence, intimidate, and destroy others. Where before terrorism was largely confined to direct physical acts, it has now expanded to include techno-terror and abuses of online power as attack methodologies. Techniques include but are not limited to: denial-of-service website/device attacks; hacking/manipulation of phones, computers, and wi-fi; use of spam bots to flood email accounts; penetration/activation of house alarms; fake texts, emails and social media comments with provoking content; malevolently intended social media shadow-bans, advertising blocks, account warnings, post/comment removals; a myriad of online PSYOPS designed to bewilder and terrorize targets. Although initiated from behind the scenes, acts of techno-terrorism are no less dangerous and no less criminal than traditional terrorism. This now common form of modern warfare puts all of us at great risk.
by Enrealment June 19, 2024