When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).
He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.
by GayShell January 13, 2024
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Get the Stank Tent mug.The male act of masturbating, mainly upon awakening, with Vicks vapor rub instead of lube or lotion.
“Man! I woke up with such a huge boner, there was no lube nearby so I pulled a quick Vicks rub tent.”
“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”
“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”
by LovinShrubbin December 3, 2022
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Get the Pump tent mug.“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”
by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018
Get the Pitching tent mug.A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.
“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.
by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018
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