SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH

A WOMAN OF MANY HUSBANDS LIKE DYKAN AND ALVIN HAS NO TALENTS AND IS NOT A HO

SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH IS GEY

by ur nan thiccest robloxian May 31, 2018

teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.

Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting

by McGruger October 8, 2008

Teeds

A person who drags their teeth on a man's penis while performing fellatio (blowjob).

Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.

by Chachi69 March 11, 2009

teedle

a discreet way of indicating the desire to masterbate, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of masterbation.

"Man, the other night you called me when I was teedlin'"

Guy:Dude you want to come over after school?
Teedler:Nah man, I really gotta go home and teedle.
Guy:allright, cool man.

Guy:Dude what you up to tonight?
Teedler:I think I'm gunna be home fiddling me teedle stick."

by Dude McDudeson August 27, 2006

Teenage Grundle

The act of the male partner, inserting his testicles into the female partner's Vagina. Once this has been done, both partners masturbate until ejaculation commences.

"Hey Brian, i think Jill and I are going to do the Teenage Grundle tonight!"

by Fibulator December 12, 2007

Golden-Teed

Akin to the “golden shower”; the act of urinating on a friend, acquaintance or lover, when angry/upset/ or in a fight as in “teed off”.

After heavy drinking and insulting everyone at her party, Kim passed out. She was then golden-teed by everyone present.

by Inmown Werdz June 25, 2008

teebag orgy

When two or more people comit the act of teebaging a person or multiple people.

Me,ClOv3r,PHV Apocalypse,PHV Gunner pwned PHV Overlord then did had a teebag orgy.

by [e-mail] July 18, 2006