A state of coldness that is so completely cold, its akin to having one's head (or body) placed into a vat of liquid Nitrogen. In other words, really freaking cold!
Dude #1: Dude, did you see the weather report for this weekend?!
Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head!
Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit!
Dude #2: Dude.
Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head!
Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit!
Dude #2: Dude.
by Closter NJ February 28, 2020
Get the Cold as Ted Williams' Head mug.Arriving on the green in regulation of any given hole while playing golf. Evolved from 'being on the dance floor,' to 'you're dancin,' to 'you're Ted Dansen,' to 'Gettin' gettin' some Ted!' Best used in team play to inform your partner of your status, works best when money is invloved, and when sung to the harmony of the song "Gettin' Some (Head)" by artist Shawnna.
On a Par 5, you're partner is only within shouting distance of you. Your third shot sticks on the green, awarding you a point in your bet with the other team. You proclaim that you are 'Gettin' some Ted' while you dance around your opponent, and loud enough so your teammate in the other cart can engage in the same behavior, demoralizing your opponents.
by The Bromissioner March 3, 2010
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The author of Industrial Society and It's Future. Has some explosively accurate descriptions of leftism.
by That Maine Hipster February 14, 2022
Get the Uncle Ted mug.New nickname for Texas's junior senator Ted Cruz after he abandoned his post in Texas during a power outage crisis to fly to Cancun for a short vacation that he planned AFTER the crisis started, but then quickly tucked tail and flew immediately back to Texas, throwing his family under the bus as an excuse for his absence. Nickname is a play on words based on Donald Trump's nickname for Cruz which is Lyin Ted, based on Cruz's penchant for lying.
by Datch Guy February 19, 2021
Get the Flyin Ted mug.Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient?
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011
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by Tunod March 31, 2009
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