Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012

Taylor Swiftboat

To write a song about an ex-boyfriend with obvious references to his identity and wrongdoing.

"Maddie totally Taylor Swiftboated Danny at the talent show."

"How do you know it was Danny?"

"The song was called 'Homeroom Skank Behind the Bleachers on my Birthday.'"

"That title is awfully specific. "

by SaucyMcMuffin September 26, 2014

Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.

Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.

by FMTPO January 16, 2010

taylor swiftitus

when one admires taylor swift beyond his/her own life

what's your favourite song
obviously i knew you were trouble by taylor swift
oh yeah i forgot you have taylor swiftitus

by tobo the hobo October 13, 2013

Taylor Swifted

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.

Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."

by AeroNova March 16, 2017

taylor swifty

A taylor swifty is where a girl sings into your dick while jerking you off.

my gf came over today and gave me a taylor swifty she sure sucks at singing but can give a mean hand job.

by cmanley September 1, 2010

Taylor Swiftin

1. The act of publicly humiliating a guy after he breaks up with you making him ashamed to go out in public

1. OMG I canot belive he dumped you in a 24 second phone call you need to do some serious Taylor Swiftin

by Alanan February 19, 2010