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Take that Taylor

A phrase that should be used on any girl who pretends to be all sweet and innocent and a teenager, but is actually old and lame and probably way self-centered like Taylor Swift, when a guy pops a load on her face, betrays her, or upgrades to a girl who is nice and has an actual personality, or wears non-grandma bathing suits. You can probably use that phrase on Carly Rae Jepson too, because she's like 34, but "take that Carly rae Jepson" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
After giving that pretentious tart Britney a facial, Jim yelled "Take that Taylor!" left her alone on her knees in the parking lot, and proudly moved on to a girl who actually mattered.
by Tofurkey August 30, 2013
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ease/take

an aphorism, often proffered in response to an aroused state of action
-"Hey Cabbie, I'm going to Rockit on Hubbard street."
"Alright, man. Sounds like you're going hard tonight."
-"Ease/take, buddy, ease/take."
by The Bru October 12, 2007
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Teo's take

When Teo starts analyzing anime.
"Evangelion is so good" - Teo
"Ah its Teo's take again..."
by Kalcho January 21, 2021
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Take and bake

When you're giving it to your girl doggystyle while she is making your after snack.
My girl is the shit, last night it was on the take and bake and she made me twice baked potatoes.
by J Egg April 21, 2019
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Take a DAVITT

When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).
We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.
by letsgetmost March 21, 2023
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Take A Smokey

to take a HUGE crap!!

As in the movie "Friday" when smokey had to take a huge crap but he couldn't find a place to do it, so he went on the side of the house.
"mayne them beans messed my stomach up! i need to take a smokey!"
by ATXchick August 20, 2009
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Taking a Christian

Taking a Day off from work, because Christian is the colleague that always is on holiday.
I'm taking a Christian on Monday if that's OK?
by Schnodi2 August 17, 2022
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