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First girlfriend syndrome

when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends
"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"

"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"
by kvn23 April 21, 2010
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Small town syndrome

Small town syndrome is when people's thoughts are limited by a mental box, the less knowledge of the outside world, the smaller the box. This often happens when people do not venture past their back door.
"how can he talk about that culture in that way, he has never even spent time with those people"

"He is suffering from small town syndrome, he does not know what is out there"
by sunflower1800 November 6, 2014
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dancing frog syndrome

Something that happens only when you are watching. If you try to show somebody else, it doesn't happen.
"My pet frog jumps up, dances, and sings 'Hello My Baby'! Show him!"

Frog - *sits there and ribbits*

"OMG! Dancing Frog Syndrome!"
by Wadatah October 10, 2005
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Stockholm Syndrome

When a person has been in IKEA so long the items there actually start to look good.
Dude, I think you have Stockholm Syndrome. You've been staring at that Fillsta for an hour.
by Henry Spencer September 24, 2010
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lesbian sheep syndrome

The circumstance of two women being romantically and/or sexually attracted to each other, but neither acting upon it because they're waiting for the other to make the first move.
Yeah, I've noticed Heather and Cathy flirting with each other as well. It's been going on for months—I think they're victims of lesbian sheep syndrome.
by original_MikZ February 22, 2009
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Sorry Syndrome

This type of communication typically comes from individuals who are in the habit of making excuses for their actions. They know that they have a commitment they haven’t met, and, instead of facing the music, they choose to say “I’m sorry” to skirt the issue.

Examples

If you’ve not understood something.

If you brush against someone.

When you’re trying to settle an argument.

When you’re aware that you know better, but you would rather humour the opposite person.

When you are trying to be assertive about a situation.

When you know you have done something because there was a need for it.

When you know you are better educated than someone you are talking to.

Quotes
“I’m sorry I didn’t show up on time.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t call.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t get that done.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t clean my room.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t do my homework.”

“I’m sorry I wasn’t home on time.”
This boy or girl says sorry unconsciouly just like saying hello or good-bye, sorry, In fact, non-apologetic phrases like ‘excuse-me’ and even ‘please’ are being replaced by ‘sorry’. I thnk he/she has the case of the Sorry Syndrome
by paulakatam June 17, 2009
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boat syndrome

after a night of drinking its that feeling you get when you lie down and try and get to sleep but it feels like you're rocking on a boat.
aahh mate i had fucking boat syndrome last night, so shit.
by Ryan & Jem August 7, 2007
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