abso-skitzo

going absolutely mad, crazy, angry ... with or without reason!

My mum went abso-skitzo when I got back... even though I was only an hour late! She's such a psycho

by lulu2352 December 14, 2009

The Shitztigators

1. The definition of a group of people who start shit and instigate events all in the persuit of making another become so depressed and broken they break into tears.

2. People who play "So you know how i know your gay?" until some one cries

You know how i know your gay?
How?
Because your dick taste like shit!

-From The Shitztigators

by The Shitztigators September 23, 2010

oh skitz

Something said when there is a problem or issue

Oh Skitz, you dissed me again..

by dipout November 5, 2010

Elliot Spitzer stroll

( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):

a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of

b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb

son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?

father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Jofit Shitzoo

A boy who struggles learning since he has no fucking brain cells and laughs like a decapitated dolphin.

“Why you being like Jofit Shitzoo...”
“Cause I’m dumb as fuck

by Joelthecreatorotings March 1, 2019

Big Shitz

Big Shitz or Shezz is a lame ass rapper, who suck at rapping and Producer con him into getting shity beats in return of big money

"what is this guy doing at shamaskaari"
"Big Shitz Pay my bills"

by binod_bhai June 29, 2021

pepperman skitzer

The one and only pepper man skitzer, the older brother to oliver zach darkin and freya darkin . pskitzer can conquer any world , dimension or galaxy in existence . he is the one and only man who could do such a thing…

oliver “is that pepperman skitzer”
rylee “OMG it is”

pepperman skitzer “ello chaps”

by ASBSJABWIABAISBJA December 7, 2021