Strong Bad

Trogdor!!!!!!!!!

...Greetings party people in the place to be. I am called Strong Bad. Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag. Ladies, form a line to my left for make-outs. Dudes, form a line to my right for high-fives. Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video-games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me, my brothers, and The Cheat pretty much run the show around here. As well as serve as a sort of multi-pupose criminal element...

by Homsar November 4, 2003

Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.

SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...

by cwapface July 1, 2004

strong arm

throwing it back like a boss

Stop being a little bitch and strong arm that tequila

by Kabekah July 14, 2011

Strong Bad's computer

See wet computer.

And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

strong stack

In poker, especially Hold 'Em, the act of betting an obscenely large amount of money on a bluff, in order to force your opponent to back down. We made this up a couple months ago to mess with this kid who said he was a rounder.

Aww man, are you gonna let him strong stack you like that?

by Shooter McGavin June 7, 2005

Strongaloid

An uber strong look that is beyond strong and almost unquantifiable.

i.e wakeboarding down gloucester rd flexing some seriously over-FRESH charity shop garmz, while listening to disco, dispensing glitter, while partially sat in a tent on turbo island on a wednesday morning!!!!!!

fuck that guy looks too strong for real words..... strongaloid is possibly the best way to describe that massive jobless twat.

he's potentially equal to or greater than the sum of sick to the power of rad times pie recurring

by ezra brown find me on facebook August 28, 2009

Stronf

An extreme word to describe bravery. An acronym for strong af.

Joe's been through shit. She's stronf.

by For Chau May 28, 2016