jock sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.

Mike is a jock sniffer who thinks he will meet more chicks if he hangs out with jocks.

by Harold April 19, 2005

rotting stiffs

A group of zombies or bunches of zombies and or a name for zombies in general.

"Look at those rotting stiffs over there".

by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008

Eric Stiffler

A legendary loss of verginity that will be reminisced upon by the human race for years to come . A Eric stiffler is a rare occasion and should be considered a life acompishment.

Drake: dude did you hear stewart stole a bike and rode it 8 miles to meet a girl at the 50 yard line of our rival school and fucked her twice !
Marcus: yeah i heard man , hes A total Eric Stiffler !

by Confederate conservative September 4, 2016

sniff patrol

When someone designates themselves as the person in charge of figuring out all stink sources.

Every week he leaps to demonstrate his superhuman talent as our workplace sniff patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

sniffathon

A lengthy and sometimes grueling contest that is held to see who has the best sense of smell in all possible realms, from roses to dog shit.

I entered the sniffathon feeling like I could rule the world, but by day’s end I couldn’t smell my way to my own ass, I was that overloaded by the experience.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

sniffaholic

A person who is enslaved by their own highly developed sense of smell, often to their own detriment.

He was entirely compulsive about it, a complete and total sniffaholic, a person unable to not smell every single item and surface he came across!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

bomb sniffer

Ugly Girl or Woman. (Dog)

The USC cheerleaders are bomb sniffers.

by Pankrasekid January 17, 2009