Santa's Sleigh

The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.

"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."

by Commy Dickhead August 18, 2008

Santa

A fake fat person that needs mental help.

"Mommy, is Santa real?" " No he's dead in your butt hole and he thinks you have issues." "Mommy,is Santa good?" "No. . . HE'S THE SATAN YOU IDIOT."

by BIGMoney44367 November 20, 2017

Santa Clarita

A very boring town north of Los Angeles. People here are fake attention-whores. Most of the teens here are wannabe ravers, and are obsessed with light shows. Lots of kids here do drugs and smoke lots of weed because theres nothing else to do. The only good thing about Santa Clarita is that Six Flags Magic Mountain is located here, and thats really the only fun thing to do here, other than sitting around at the mall doing nothing on a friday night.

KID 1: hey, lets go to a party in Santa Clarita and give lightshows and get high!!
KID 2: Ok, I just got a new glove set.
KID 1: Cool, im so ready to go smoke some weed!!

by YOUALLSUCK!! November 15, 2011

santaphobia

(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.

by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

Santa Clarita

Santa Clarita, California.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.

On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!?

by Lexayy June 21, 2008

lauren stanton

A money hungry whore who uses her child as a weapon

She won't allow her ex to see his kid cause she's bitter she's such a lauren Stanton

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

Santa face

When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.

"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."

by pete1116 December 29, 2007