Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

squash

Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.

Squash is a sport .

by mmk September 14, 2003

Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008

Squishums

My everything, the most perfect girl in the world, the one I want to squish for ever and ever!

I <3 my Squishums!

by Tush Tush September 23, 2009

Squash Rot

The effects left after prolonged use of mind-altering drugs.

Stoner 1: "Yo, Dude, the other day me and my buddy were checking out this sweet new board and..."

Stoner 2: "...And what dude? What happened?"

Stoner 1: "Fuck, i don't fucking remember!"

Stoner 2: "You got one mean case of Squash Rot, man"

Stoner 1: "Fuck you man.... A few more Rips off this bong will cure it"

Celebrity Examples:

Ozzy Osbourne
Courtney Love
Mick Jagger
Stephen Tyler

by Adam Denoncour November 8, 2007

squishie

A highly vulnerable online role-playing game (RPG) player-character (PC) or non-player-character (NPC). Often has offensive capabilities, but turns into a puddle if substantially hit.

The superhero can blast holes in the walls, but he's such a squishie and dies every time he gets hit.

by cahaya May 19, 2006

Squashed nigga

How horrible it feels and how hard it is when your fans don't want you no more. When one feels crushed and unwanted, and unsure of one's true identity.

Squashed nigga, crushed nigga, I feel like a squashed nigga.

by margiechocoholic August 1, 2011