Squaffer

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

by Big Eez January 24, 2012

Squeaver

That THING in the Komm Mit book for level 1 German. It is known for its juggling abilities. It is somehow all over the internet and you can buy just about anything with this little guy on it.

It's a squirrel, it's a beaver, it's a Squeaver!

by HillBillyRockstar October 24, 2012

squaffed

eating food with a ravenous delight

I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites

by kearnygirl April 6, 2014

squeak

verb.

To fart.

You know the guy renting the room next door ? He's always squeakin'.

by ferdii6069 July 2, 2016

squeakz YT

A cunt who steals memes. squeakz YT is a YouTuber renown for his "but it's dank" series which have garnered over a million views in total. These videos are similar to YTPs. He also has many small memes in between "but it's dank" uploads such as his ".mp4" series or other memes to quench his viewers due to the fact that "but it's dank" videos take up to a few weeks to a month to make at a time. He has been involved in much controversy before, with there being about 40 or so videos so-called "exposing" squeakz YT usually for stealing content. The only legitimate claim was when shonkywonkydonkey, a much more successful YouTuber with about four times as many subscribers as squeakz YT, called him out for his first four "but it's dank" videos, videos which weren't exactly 100% original. These videos were "credited remixes" of other YouTube shitposts. When shonkywonkydonkey heard news of one of his videos being "remixed" by squeakz YT, he took to YouTube and uploaded a five minute argument on why squeakz YT should change his ways on March 11th, 2017. squeakz YT has apologized for it and has now left it in the past and has posted 16 fully original "but it's dank" videos as of November 10th, 2017 and gained about 9,000 subscribers in the process.

That squeakz YT over there stole my meme.

by hahahahahahahlololololo November 10, 2017

Squeaker

A retarded kid using a mic on ps4 that is really annoying and that you should mute instantly

Person 1: Oh God it’s him no no no the squeaker quickly mute him or else
Person 2: What’s a squeak.....
Squeaker: *high pitched voice* WHATS UP NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person 2: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Player 427: has left the game
Player 5907: has left the game
Player 816: has left the game

by Ree69UwU*Slurp May 1, 2019

Squeaker

A squeaker is a common name for a 6.9 year old child who knows way too many swear words (such as fuck you, or, die you cunt!). He almost makes you question if he is actually a 69 year old pedophile who is targeting children in the Hypixel bedwars server. The squeaker also is 100% convinced that he is in a sexually intimate relationship with your mother. All in all, the squeaker is the most annoying gay-mers (gamers) on the planet.

The squeaker kept yelling: "I FUCKED UR MUM! I FUCKED UR MUM! SHE LIKED IT! SHE LIKED IT!"

by Long w e e n boi November 7, 2019