Spunk'n'um

to ejaculate into somebody either with or without the use of a condom

"what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm gonna find someone's daughter and spunk'n'um...

by JCBeinghim December 28, 2009

Spolka

The result of the German influence or mexican music, such as the accordian and tuba.

I can't sleep 'cause those damn Mexicans upstairs keep playing that Spolka music all night long!

by tribalbear78 April 6, 2010

spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.

shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel

by wistler212 April 14, 2010

spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath

No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.

by Mawsforce January 4, 2011

shulkan

A person who thinks they know how to schwepp

What a shulkan..thinking you know how to schwepp

by schwepper clean June 29, 2011

Spunkatron

A transformers nerd that frequently masturbates to the female characters in the franchise.

Wow! Shut up about Megan Fox you Spunkatron!

by +-Jaymie-+ March 18, 2015

spunk geyser

A spunk geyser is when you pull out and fire a load across the room. Like Gracia...

Please get a towel, because Mark shot a spunk geyser down the hallway...

by Tcal November 28, 2015