To aggressively devour
by sergiokitchens December 31, 2022
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by the man cb October 27, 2023
Get the SPLURTR mug.The conflating of spurt and surge, leaving you with a spurge. Somehow transcending the power of either, into something rather more.
Golly gee-whiz, that was a huge spurge of energy ain't it??
Oi you, did ya feel that spurge too?
Ohhhh spurge me the details mate!
Oh snuckers! I'm about to spurge!!!
Ah spurge it!!!!
SPURGE!!!!!
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Oi you, did ya feel that spurge too?
Ohhhh spurge me the details mate!
Oh snuckers! I'm about to spurge!!!
Ah spurge it!!!!
SPURGE!!!!!
#spurge
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